What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

What do you call a red lemon?

a Lenin. )

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

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What's black and white all over and difficult?

An exam paper!

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

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