What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.