What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.