What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow