What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.