What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm