What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

Seen but not heard