What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call the child of two redheads?

Ginger bread

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson