Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.