What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.