What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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How do programmers get a sixpack?

int abs = new int23

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!