What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error. :(

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.