Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.