Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Why don't I have a record deal?

Then I take them out and I know why.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems