What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

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What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.