What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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Fill 'er up!"

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!