What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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They wanted to raise the dead.

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What's the most popular religion for addicts?

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Hyrule.

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Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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Gladiator.

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We Three Kims

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!