Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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by the pound.

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "