She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
They're always cracking in-ya-windows!
Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.
cuz it was charged with electricity .
He got in treble.
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
They're both made up.
Because no one wants them.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
because it provides cavity protection
Where my knickers at "
