She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
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When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
Where my knickers at "
He was raising a colt.
I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places
A rapper
In Sink!
None. It fell down the stairs.
Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
Over-Yeezy.
Yeasty I'll show myself out
At tooth hurty.
When you can't.
