She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
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When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
Where my knickers at "
Kim Kardashian's face.
Yeasty I'll show myself out
In Sink!
Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
They were selling quack in the park.
He was foiled.
Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.
Leave the EU.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
The Turkey Club
Jesus in a submarine.
They stayed away from the mainstream.
because it provides cavity protection
The planes were stalin.
He goes up the wall !
So the can finally have a good Olympic team.
