Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Sudanese Jokes More Sudanese Jokes

What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel?

Khartoum Network.

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions