Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel?

Khartoum Network.