What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.