What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

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What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.