What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

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What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

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How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.