What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.