She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
One prick and its gone.
Because they're too cornea.
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
Because he sleeps on a waterbed !
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Get under another one
So they could make corn dogs.
Nowledge."
He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.
Virgins.
