How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

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What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language?

You have bad hand writing

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

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Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."