Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

Wise Man Jokes More Wise Man Jokes

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.