Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas?

Sithilis

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.