How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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How is she?

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

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What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

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What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too