How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).