How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

What do call an old man that asks questions?

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What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.