How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

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What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.