How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's