How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed