How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.