What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

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What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

Where are they going to take me?

I hope its somewhere good