What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between you and an egg?

The egg actually gets laid!

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!