What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.