What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.