What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.