What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia