What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

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How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...