What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

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What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

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Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!