What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.