What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Who drowns?

The boat.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !