Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

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Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?

A hollowpeno