What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

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How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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He drops the base when doing logs.

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.