What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.