How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs