How do trees access the internet?

They log on

Previous Random Joke Next

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What are Germans most thankful for on the internet?

Danke Memes

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.