Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

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How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'