Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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What do you call a knight made out of clay?

Sir Amick

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.