Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

e-t.