Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."