Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?

A docs-hund!

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What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.