Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

What are we gonna name our band?

from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.