What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

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What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing