How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

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What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.