Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Everyone knows you're a master baiter!
A widow
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
He ordered some NaCl.
Why do we have to do all the work
A: Wait until it ripens.
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
