Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.
He has cat-arrh !
Just order them without liver."
Because it might be a moose steak.
Wait at a buzz stop !
The punch line...
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
So he could protect and serve.
