What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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They don't know how to drive.

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What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

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What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow