Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
The same thing he told her the first time!
Honey, why the wrong face
Automobile.
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Because she's Hadid.
There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha
All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
They take the senor discount.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
She soldered on.
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
