What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.