What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.