What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

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Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

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What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.