What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

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By watching corn!

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.