How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

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How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not