How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.