How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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we're walking four abreast."

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.