Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.