Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.