Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

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Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.