What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

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What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not