What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.