Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

What do you call... What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go?

Flabio.

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What's an "oying"?

This joke

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew