Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit?

Leddit go

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.