What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.