Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

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What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.