Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

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What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.