Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.