What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

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Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang