What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.