Why is there so much segregation today?

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What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.