What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

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Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

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What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare